
Quite Simply, A Beautiful Film Told Extraordinarily Well
I know this is a few weeks late but cut me some slack, there was this small grass court tennis tournament that was taking quite a bit of my attention.
Wall-E accomplishes quite a few things that range from pretty cool all the way up to down right amazing (warning spoilers — although I’m probably the last person to watch this movie by now):
1) Great inside
shillingjokes. I don’t know about you, but all the cool geeks in my theater collectively chuckled every time that familiar Mac start up chime played or when they first saw the HAL reference. Wall-E, true to Pixar’s mischievous / geek traditions, are chock filled with many more references like this, most of which I’m sure I’ve missed.2) It’s primarily a silent film. This is something quite extraordinary in this day and age. True and pure motion pictures should be just that, a streaming line of pictures in motion. That’s what makes the best films universal and transcend time and place. Though there is a bit of dialogue once we get well into the second act, it’s still quite minimal. In a time when our lives are already filled with enough noise and plenty of other awful ear pollutants, it was quite a pleasant surprise to be told a fantastic story through great images.
3) An old fashioned, simple love story told well. Boy lives to work… until one day a girl enters boy’s world… boy falls for girl… girl resists… girl realizes much later on that boy is exactly what she wanted all along. All of girl’s problems are solved once she discovers that all her worldly problems could be solved by boy’s phallus. Except in the case of Wall-E, I think that Pixar subtly made both robots androgynous. You couldn’t tell which was which, kinda like if Ryan Seacrest dated Chyna.
4) There is no controversy. In regards to all this hoopla about brainwashing young kids and adults alike about how it portrays us Americans as a fat, lazy, wasteful, consumerism bunch, I don’t think it really holds much water.
As a native resident of Los Angeles all my life I don’t see the fat, lazy, wasteful “human” characters of Wall-E as all Americans but rather as just the fat, lazy, wasteful Americans that live primarily in the midwest and much of the southern states.
And Rosie O Donnell.
And Star Jones.
The cast of Celebrity Fit Club. The cast of The Biggest Loser. And anything Eddie Murphy does for a cheap laugh.
And Shirley from What’s Happening and What’s Happening Now. Re-run from What’s Happening and What’s Happening Now. Louis Anderson. Homer Simpson. Peter Griffin (Come the F on, guys! Even our cartoon characters are overweight diabetics!).
The entire subject of Morgan Spurlock’s Supersize-Me.
Shit, who am I kidding? We got some fat mofo’s up here in the states guys. It has to stop.
5) Great teary eye material. It made this hardened bloke use all his might to hold back tears in a fully packed theater.
I just realized that this was too much to share and that’s usually a good place to end. Is it the US Open yet? Anyone?
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