CAP Reviews: Slumdog Millionaire

January 3, 2009
Best Picture of 2008?

Best Picture of 2008?

No matter how much money, star power, top of the line equipment, technical wizardry and good ‘ol fashioned “Hollywood” the movie making machine throws at any movie there are just certain things it can’t just buy or force: a heart. A soul. Truth. A perfect example of what I mean can be found in my review for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button just below this review.

However, at the complete opposite end of the spectrum you have this little gem: Slumdog Millionaire. This may be the best film of 2008.

I don’t do synopsis write ups in my reviews. It feels too “high school book reportish”. But if you’re one of those people who need it, read this.

This movie so perfectly balances out the oxymorons of raw honesty, Bollywood movie melodrama and Hollywood heightened realities that it’s actually difficult to say which country this movie should plant it’s flag on. By the way, the director is the incredible British director Danny Boyle who introduced us to such dichotomous films as Trainspotting, 28 Days Later and Millions. Plus Slumdog’s lead Dev Patel is a also a Brit. So you can toss in England in that pot as well.

There’s a point in many movies when you either wholly connect or completely divorce from it and you either can’t believe your good fortune of experiencing the great ride presented before you or you can’t wait to get out of the theater to grab a drink or a bite to eat. Most of the time you sort of lean more towards one way or another without ever truly committing to either. It’s sort of like people that way. I know that sounds bad (or something worse) but it’s my truth.

I knew pretty early on that Slumdog Millionaire is a great film the same way I knew pretty immediately that I loved Y Tu Mama Tambien, Lost In Translation and City of God. It was close to love at first sight. Again, sort of like people that way. By the way, those other movie comparisons aren’t random. If you saw those films then see Slumdog, you’ll understand what I mean.

Finally in all great films there is always always always a completely unexpected surprise that just serves as the perfect “cherry on top”. And as unexpected and uncharacteristic as it is, it still manages to fit perfectly and make sense. The nice ending after the plot’s ending of this movie does just that.

(Man, reading this review seems so fragmented and without a . I’m still out of practice and of my comfort zone of writing here. But one of the rules I’ve laid out when I started this was to keep my post editing down to a virtual nil. Bear with me.)

So I end this review with a few random points I was hoping to make more poetically:

- Shows that no matter your your IQ, books read, and studying one does nothing is more educational than living your life.

- Danny Boyle is turning out quite a kick ass legacy of classic films.

- As much as I love this film, it makes it wholly clear that there is not a shred of intelligent reason for me (or anyone for that matter) to visit India anytime soon.

- Just like the quintessential pop song, a good ‘ol fashioned love story that’s well told is timeless and the best.

- Go see this movie. Go see Slumdog Millionaire. Don’t waste your money or time on anything else first.

P.S. “sucker MC.. with his action hero in hand with the kung fu grip”

to be continued…

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CAP Reviews: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

January 2, 2009

It’s been so long since I’ve had the pleasure to write in this blog. Lots has happened personally, locally, nationally and globally. I plan to write about much of it here. It’s a tale that concerns personal heartaches, revelations, redemption and poker. Lots and lots of poker.

All the while not a single day passed by without the lingering need and want to purge some off the cuff prose into this virtual official magazine that’s rewarded me with great joy last year.

But after a nearly four month hiatus I’m back. And rather than try to write a looooooong post about the what’s, where’s, who’s, blah blah blah, I think the best remedy for the long absence is to just jump right in. Eventually enough new posts will manifest to collectively offer answers to the aforementioned questions.

So enough of that and more to this

Kinda good... then Super Lame.

Kinda good... then Super Lame.

I just got back from the Arclight theaters in chilly Sherman Oaks, California and sat through what might be one of the most curious movies I’ve had the… I don’t know quite which word to use here… of experiencing: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Written by Eric Roth. Directed by David Fincher.

The movie is a well disguised idiot flick that’s a beautifully executed gimmick of a tale with all the nutrition and depth of a pre-packaged fortune cookie including all it’s hidden, seemingly tailor-made “profound messages”. Check out the synopsis and Roger Ebert’s review here.

The obvious comparison to Forrest Gump was easily confirmed when Eric Roth’s name appeared in the final credits. However, as hokey and disappointing as I felt when I left the theater, I’d be lying if I said the film wasn’t entertaining and beautifully made while being well told. Much of the credit goes to David Fincher, Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett and the wonderful Taraji P. Henson.

Specifically the movie fell apart for me in the third act. It was as if the filmmakers totally wrote / directed themselves into a corner, basically said, “Well, they saw all the cool things we did with Brad’s face. Let’s just have him say some quick profound shit and end it off before the audience catches on.”

However at nearly three hours long, it takes a very well told, skillfully made movie to keep from walking out. I found myself only checking the time on my cell only four or five times throughout the film. I credit mostly Fincher and his post crew for that.

There are several moments in the film where you think to yourself: “How did… what the fu…” But that’s quickly thwarted by: “duh, with some time to kill and an internet connection for online tutorials I could rock that effect in photoshop.” Ahhhh the bittersweet era of technology and the age of information.

If you want to see a great movie about all the beauty and surprises a life can spring onto you, check out Danny Boyle’s much better, much much more rewarding Slumdog Millionaire.

Final verdict: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button gets: a pocket “King of Spades” and “Jack of Hearts” with a rainbow Ace, Seven, Eight flop. You’re second to act behind an aggressive raiser who opened with a continuation bet of half the pot.

I wholly understand if my temporary movie rating system isn’t well received, appreciated or even annoying. I told you I’ve been playing too much poker lately. Besides, someone already took those damn “thumbs down” idea.

By the way, I’d love to be more thorough and articulate about my feelings and opinions of this movie but getting back on the writing / blogging horse is much more difficult than I had ever anticipated. Please. If you agree with this review or it triggers something entirely different, please comment and let’s start a dialogue about this movie. I’ve been quite ostracized among my peers because all my friends and most audiences alike seem to absolutely LOVE this movie. You’re all suckers. Especially you CQ.

to be continued…

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Barack Obama Becomes the 44th President of the United States of America

November 4, 2008

Barack Obama is now "44"

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

It’s the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen; by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the very first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different; that their voice could be that difference.

It’s the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled – Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America.

It’s the answer that led those who have been told for so long by so many to be cynical, and fearful, and doubtful of what we can achieve to put their hands on the arc of history and bend it once more toward the hope of a better day.

It’s been a long time coming, but tonight, because of what we did on this day, in this election, at this defining moment, change has come to America.

I just received a very gracious call from Senator McCain. He fought long and hard in this campaign, and he’s fought even longer and harder for the country he loves. He has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine, and we are better off for the service rendered by this brave and selfless leader. I congratulate him and Governor Palin for all they have achieved, and I look forward to working with them to renew this nation’s promise in the months ahead.

I want to thank my partner in this journey, a man who campaigned from his heart and spoke for the men and women he grew up with on the streets of Scranton and rode with on that train home to Delaware, the Vice President-elect of the United States, Joe Biden.

I would not be standing here tonight without the unyielding support of my best friend for the last sixteen years, the rock of our family and the love of my life, our nation’s next First Lady, Michelle Obama. Sasha and Malia, I love you both so much, and you have earned the new puppy that’s coming with us to the White House. And while she’s no longer with us, I know my grandmother is watching, along with the family that made me who I am. I miss them tonight, and know that my debt to them is beyond measure.

To my campaign manager David Plouffe, my chief strategist David Axelrod, and the best campaign team ever assembled in the history of politics – you made this happen, and I am forever grateful for what you’ve sacrificed to get it done.

But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to – it belongs to you.

I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn’t start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington – it began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston.

It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give five dollars and ten dollars and twenty dollars to this cause. It grew strength from the young people who rejected the myth of their generation’s apathy; who left their homes and their families for jobs that offered little pay and less sleep; from the not-so-young people who braved the bitter cold and scorching heat to knock on the doors of perfect strangers; from the millions of Americans who volunteered, and organized, and proved that more than two centuries later, a government of the people, by the people and for the people has not perished from this Earth. This is your victory.

I know you didn’t do this just to win an election and I know you didn’t do it for me. You did it because you understand the enormity of the task that lies ahead. For even as we celebrate tonight, we know the challenges that tomorrow will bring are the greatest of our lifetime – two wars, a planet in peril, the worst financial crisis in a century. Even as we stand here tonight, we know there are brave Americans waking up in the deserts of Iraq and the mountains of Afghanistan to risk their lives for us. There are mothers and fathers who will lie awake after their children fall asleep and wonder how they’ll make the mortgage, or pay their doctor’s bills, or save enough for college. There is new energy to harness and new jobs to be created; new schools to build and threats to meet and alliances to repair.

The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even one term, but America – I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you – we as a people will get there.

There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won’t agree with every decision or policy I make as President, and we know that government can’t solve every problem. But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it’s been done in America for two-hundred and twenty-one years – block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.

What began twenty-one months ago in the depths of winter must not end on this autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek – it is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It cannot happen without you.

So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other. Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it’s that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers – in this country, we rise or fall as one nation; as one people.

Let us resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long. Let us remember that it was a man from this state who first carried the banner of the Republican Party to the White House – a party founded on the values of self-reliance, individual liberty, and national unity. Those are values we all share, and while the Democratic Party has won a great victory tonight, we do so with a measure of humility and determination to heal the divides that have held back our progress. As Lincoln said to a nation far more divided than ours, “We are not enemies, but friends…though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection.” And to those Americans whose support I have yet to earn – I may not have won your vote, but I hear your voices, I need your help, and I will be your President too.

And to all those watching tonight from beyond our shores, from parliaments and palaces to those who are huddled around radios in the forgotten corners of our world – our stories are singular, but our destiny is shared, and a new dawn of American leadership is at hand. To those who would tear this world down – we will defeat you. To those who seek peace and security – we support you. And to all those who have wondered if America’s beacon still burns as bright – tonight we proved once more that the true strength of our nation comes not from our the might of our arms or the scale of our wealth, but from the enduring power of our ideals: democracy, liberty, opportunity, and unyielding hope.

For that is the true genius of America – that America can change. Our union can be perfected. And what we have already achieved gives us hope for what we can and must achieve tomorrow.

This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that’s on my mind tonight is about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She’s a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing – Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old.

She was born just a generation past slavery; a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky; when someone like her couldn’t vote for two reasons – because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin.

And tonight, I think about all that she’s seen throughout her century in America – the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can’t, and the people who pressed on with that American creed: Yes we can.

At a time when women’s voices were silenced and their hopes dismissed, she lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot. Yes we can.

When there was despair in the dust bowl and depression across the land, she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a New Deal, new jobs and a new sense of common purpose. Yes we can.

When the bombs fell on our harbor and tyranny threatened the world, she was there to witness a generation rise to greatness and a democracy was saved. Yes we can.

She was there for the buses in Montgomery, the hoses in Birmingham, a bridge in Selma, and a preacher from Atlanta who told a people that “We Shall Overcome.” Yes we can.

A man touched down on the moon, a wall came down in Berlin, a world was connected by our own science and imagination. And this year, in this election, she touched her finger to a screen, and cast her vote, because after 106 years in America, through the best of times and the darkest of hours, she knows how America can change. Yes we can.

America, we have come so far. We have seen so much. But there is so much more to do. So tonight, let us ask ourselves – if our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky to live as long as Ann Nixon Cooper, what change will they see? What progress will we have made?

This is our chance to answer that call. This is our moment. This is our time – to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American Dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth – that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope, and where we are met with cynicism, and doubt, and those who tell us that we can’t, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people:

Yes We Can. Thank you, God bless you, and may God Bless the United States of America.

– “44″ on 11/4/08


CAP Tech News: Adobe’s Flash Eclipses Microsoft’s Silverlight?

September 12, 2008
Great for the Olympics but not Good Enough for the NFL?

Great for the Olympics but not Good Enough for the NFL?

As reported by Valleywag NBC sports favors Flash over Microsoft’s Silverlight to showcase the NFL.

I’m torn about this mainly because I personally watched so much of the Olympics on Silverlight this year and was so impressed by the tech that I sang their praises to everyone within earshot during the entire summer games.

Anyways, this is kinda old news by now but I needed to take a few days after the Monday US Open Final where Federer rocked his 13th Grand Slam Title.

Plus, I’m looking forward to playing some hold ‘em this weekend.

So I got nothing else on this other than…

Silverlight: good enough for the Olympics but not enough for the NFL.

Yeah.

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2008 US Open: What I Learned From The 2008 US Open

September 9, 2008
Federer Runs New York, Son!

Federer Runs New York, Son!

- Roger Federer didn’t go anywhere. His critics just happened to have someone else to take up some ink for a while. Nothing feels better than being the one to have the very last say. Just ask Pete Sampras six years ago when he won his fifth US Open. And the true champion’s heart is one who, despite all the naysayers’ constant use of energy to bring you down, you turn a deaf ear, concentrate and get in the last word.

- Rafael Nadal is human (plus, one heck of a summer season doesn’t make a fully realized legacy.) Roger Federer has had four of the most dominant seasons of tennis ever in the open era and this year when he had to overcome a few sudden obstacles, everyone’s breath and ink was used to basically write him off. Despite Nadal’s incredible four consecutive French Open titles, this is only one (hopefully of many) great season that exceeded Nadal’s favorite clay. Then what happened? He burned out.

Nadal is still a young guy with several more years left in him. But like I’ve said so many times, it hurts me just to watch Nadal run with those heavy steps and taped knees. Those have a much shorter shelf life than we probably realize.

- The immediate future of men’s tennis seems to remain in the European nations. Despite a fairly impressive showing by Donald Young, he’s still got a ways to go and definitely too young in his career to know if he’s in it for the long haul. But Gael Monfils, Novak Djokovic, Andy Murray, Rafael Nadal… these guys will be battling it out for the next few years.

- The World Series of Poker and Grand Slam Tennis. Both will be on ESPN starting next year and both will be heavily watched by CAP.

- Just like the last four years, the grand slam season officially comes to an end with another Federer grand slam win. Suddenly you stop hearing about all this “end of an era” BS.

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2008 US Open: What Roger Federer Could Learn From The Karate Kid Part 3

September 3, 2008
COME ON, FEDERER! YOUR TENNIS IS A JOKE! YOU'RE A JOKE! I OWN YOU!

COME ON, FEDERER! YOUR TENNIS IS A JOKE! YOU'RE A JOKE! I OWN YOU!

I'm scared Mr. Miyagi! Let's Just go home!

I'm scared, Mr. Miyagi. I'm scared! Let's just go home!

Come on, you know you’ve thought of it. If Roger Federer’s current professional status was a movie, what would it be?

Well, wonder no more.

Obviously The Karate Kid Part III.

Now try to indulge me for a moment on this:

- Roger Federer is Daniel-san, former champion who must overcome the new “Bad Boy of Karate” (Rafael Nadal anyone?) Only Nadal isn’t really a “bad boy”. More like another dude who prefers no sleeve shirts. The dude still lives with his parents in Majorca for Pete Sampras’ sake!

- Mr. Miyagi’s speech right here is exactly what Federer needs to hear. Except it would be less about karate and more about tennis. (clear throat)

- Federer needs to forget his fear and let out his best tennis. “Now time, let out!”

- Federer must get his ass up and rock a sick tennis kata like the one Daniel-san rocks in the end here. Except less fey and more masculine.

Come on, who’s with me on this Karate Kid 3 metaphor?

Huh?

Anyone?

Bueller?

By the way, check out the entire film on my favorite time waste site: Hulu. It actually plays pretty well even after all this time. Berry nice! Berry nice! =)

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CAP Tech News: Google Announces Android Apps Market (Store)

September 2, 2008
Can Google beat Apple in the Wireless Game?

Can Google beat Apple in the Wireless Game?

This was a story that was out on Techcrunch before the long holiday season but nonetheless it’s something that ties in all the recent tech news that’s taking up much virtual ink lately.

Also Microsoft seems to be entering the online app store business as well.

So is this all just too much for all us consumers to ponder? One of the biggest factors for me would be just how interchanagable all this geeky stuff is? What if the google app store has a kick ass app that just isn’t offered in the itunes app store? Most likely the app developer will create several versions that will be compatible to every major wireless device. The problem comes in when you are ready to upgrade, change services, service plans, etc. Will we have to repurchase all our favorite apps? Will it be a big factor in our committments to our phone, carrier, plans, etc?

Come to think of it, still at it’s infancy, it’s already getting to be a huge pain in the ass, no?

I gotta make sense of all this later in the month. There’s a grand slam tournament still going on that’s far more interesting to this tennis geek.

To be continued…

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CAP Tech News: Google Enters Browser Market by Releasing Chrome

September 1, 2008
Boo! Google is out to get you!

Boo! Google is out to get you!

As reported by several sources including Yahoo here, Google enters the browser market with the Tuesday beta release of their very own browser Chrome.

Alongside it’s development of word processing and spreadsheet software, it’s dominance in search and general abilities to do whatever it really wants to, this may be yet another blow that Microsoft must not only endure but overcome.

Kinda looks like Opera

Kinda looks like Opera

Ironically, between the PR drummings their OS Vista software has been receiving against the Mac OS, it’s continued third banana status in search behind Google and Yahoo, Microsoft finds itself from the penthouse to the outhouse as the perennial underdogs.

The obvious issue now is whether Google can make such a huge dent in an already highly competitive browser market what with Internet Explorer, Firefox, Opera and Safari out there with such an established base.

But I guess if anyone could rock it, it would be the global goliath of the silicon valley.

No doubt the geek patrol will be all over this all week.

As usual, more to come.

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CAP Tech News: New Image of T-Mobile’s Dream with Google’s Android

August 30, 2008

"Dream"-ing with Android

First finding the story in Engadget it certainly looks like all the involved companies are working fast to get this one out and running into the marketplace.

I’m sure all you tech geeks (myself included) have read or heard more than a few recent stories of Apple’s continuous stumbles in the media from their iphone ills to their mobile me troubles to even accidentally publishing Steve Jobs’ obituary! So it makes not only great sense to launch something new so close to the holiday season but also an added timing bonus for competing with the wildly popular Mac when they seem to not be the “Apple” in everyone’s eye anymore.

More to come in the next few days I’m sure.

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2008 US Open: Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, Don King and Nike’s Grapple in the Apple Begins

August 29, 2008

As reported before Nike has slowly began to distribute their massive new US Open timed tennis campaign titled: “The Grapple in the Apple” with a little taste to whet our palettes.

So far it seems that Nike is slowly establishing the players of this campaign with infamous iconic promoter Don King first.

More vignettes, global spots, development should continue to roll in the coming days but of course, as Ana Ivanovic’s loss reminds us, anything can happen at any time at Flushing Meadows.

More to come.

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